Transfer Rumours City transfers - Summer 2017

The Tomori deal will probably be confirmed when Chelsea sign that Italian RB.

 

Lucky bastard.
It's been raining here, you know that fine rain that soaks you right through.

 

Success joins Wednesday. Another target gone.

 

Reckon we'll sign some 18 year old kid no ones heard of and that'll be it...

followed by some bullshit interview by Ehab

 

You don't "win" deadline day until about an hour after it ends. Hope the York hotels' fax machines are working.

 

Is that finally evidence of their massive crowds bringing success?

 

oh dear

 

It's the only success those ****s will have this year

 

Yeah maybe a glowing report from silva about us swayed it?

 

Bullet dodged. His youtube video mostly showed him falling down and chasing cows with a banjo.

 

Probably Grosicki staying unless something strange happens.

 

Twitter is full of twa ts

 

I'll pull what's left of his hair out and glue it round my balls

 

**** sake... I paused my film for this .....**** all !!!!

 

The world is full of twats. I'm not sure why people are surprised that social media is too.

 

Chris Boden‏Verified account@bodenknights 3m3 minutes ago
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Grosicki and Majeed Waris lines emerging on here recently aren't correct, they aren't happening, surprise, surprise

 

This is dull as ditchwater.

Nothing's going to happen is it?


I feel like I'm stuck in the middle of a Del Amitri single, eternally thrusting against the transitioning of nothingness. A passing higgs bosun in the flickering twilight of fleeting existence. A muon decaying in a passing of time unmeasurable by all except the gods of transitory reality.



Mind, I have downed a couple of pints of homebrewed IPA and a bottle of Argentinian Cabernet Sauvignon, so, you know, my grasp of reality is tenuous at best.

 

He's got a bright future ahead of him, as a borstal bitch, or whatever they call it these days.

 

Bob McSporran...