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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Timposters selling badges now. They know no depths.
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 31, 2017
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Stealing from charity.

    Maybe you are Rangers.
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>

    Mindy with a full boot to the face of the huns as they struggle to get up from the canvas.
     
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    Patience, Aug 31, 2017
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Look at his twitter he's a Conor McGregor fan
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    With the name and this he better be good or he's ****ed
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    Ciaran, Aug 31, 2017
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ciaran, Aug 31, 2017
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  6. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    At Spurs Steve Sedgley was nicknamed “Long Neck” for obvious reasons. One day Gazza was late for training. As usual the boss was asking me where he was. Just as I was about to make an excuse Gazza turned up with someone alongside him carrying a brown sack. The sack was moving as if something was in it. Just as Venners was about to rollick Gazza for being late the bag was opened and an ostrich ran out wearing a Spurs shirt. There was a No.7 and SEDGLEY written on the back. The lads fell about laughing.

    Paul Stewart


    **** off
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 31, 2017
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What the **** is wrong with you? (regarding the thing Paul Stewart said, not height or squeak related <ok>)
     
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    monacoger, Aug 31, 2017
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Well it's hardly ****ing true is it?
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 31, 2017
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yes it is not only true, but very true.
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Ok.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 31, 2017
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  12. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It is well known that his brother in law, Arnold, owned an ostrich petting farm and Gazza procured one from there. FACT
     
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    monacoger, Aug 31, 2017
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  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Gazza
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Four obvious questions spring out:

    1: Where did he get an ostrich?
    2: How big was the sack if an ostrich could fit inside it?
    3: How did he get a football top on an ostrich?
    4: What happened to the ostrich afterwards, did they just let it run wild?
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    1: His brother in law, Arnold.
    2: One big enough to keep an ostrich in it
    3: Put its head through the hole for the head and then the wings through the holes for the arms
    4: Gave it back to Arnold.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    tbf that's all as plausible as the original tale.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *tail
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ostri (that's plural for Ostriches) don't have tails you thick mutant hun.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 31, 2017
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    tail feathers you pathetic excuse for a bent copper
     
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    monacoger, Aug 31, 2017
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Also the main point is that we have to believe that a drooling spastic like Gazza had to mastermind it.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 31, 2017
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