Off Topic Complete the following.

Sweating like every lass I've ever slept with cos I'm such a ****ing god in bed.



High 5 motherfuckers

 

Does that include the fat Granny like?

 

They don't don't see me coming mate, not ever.

 

Not unless you've opted fo a BJ.

 

Sweating in a hissy fit like HIAG when he's referred to as 'Quentin'

#DishesItButCan'tTakeIt

 

Sweating like Diana in a tunnel.

 

Sweating like a besieged city when Genghis Khan raises the black tents ...


For the historians amongst you

 

Sweating like Steven Gerrard at a PL Hall of Fame convention.

 

How can a city sweat?

Ffs get a grip @FosseFilberto

 

Sweating like Slippery G's strictly dance partner.

 

When the black tents went up the order had been given that nobody in the city would be left alive ... the next city they got to then tended to surrender without a struggle ... bit like Sunderland's EPL campaign last season

Good luck for this season btw ... good lad is Simon Grayson

 

That's what this thread was crying out for Fosse, a bit of historical fact.

 

Sweating like @Hoddle Is A God when he realises that the Cambridge degree certificate he's downloaded from google images is from 1957

 

Sweating like @Salad fingers waiting for his smug hug..

 

Sweating like General Kustard when he offered the Sioux and Cheyenne a straightener only for them to turn up at the Little Bighorn car park in numbers ...

 

Sweating like @luvgonzo at a Lemar gig.

 

Sweating like a Sunderland fan waiting for a signing..

 

Ha..lm like a fat lass in a sauna.

 

Attracting unwanted attention there you silly sod..

Suppose putting out the vibe like, will guarantee diahorrea free for a few weeks..