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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

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  2. Redroar

    7.7%
  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    76.9%
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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Have you been to Matthlife skool of gansta?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Matth taught me everything I know.
     
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  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Oh wow, blast from the past

    #Nostalgic
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I had that one, in that colour. I remember the handles used to split on those bags and every kid whose parents were poor had bags with gaffer tape holding the handles together (me)
     
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  5. No.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Where did you fly from ?
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    **** me, what happened? Was like a dream..weird.anyway...had a biff and heard the Lexus advert...I like the tune, it's trippy

     
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  8. NSIS

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    Doesn't work like that with jumpers. They just fly up in the air...:(
     
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  9. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    If you use a jacket it gobbles the ball up, used to cause a proper stir regarding whether it would have gone in if it was a real post or rebounded out.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Reckon there maybe more offers coming reading the latest threads.<laugh>
     
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  12. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    What's the location? The Valleys?

    At least there will be a dozen sheep as witnesses.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah sheep make good witnesses. :emoticon-0175-drunk
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah I want @bulletinthehead

    Mouthy chav ****.
     
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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    ^^^ had too many shandies.
     
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  16. PleaseNotPoll

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    Done. <ok>
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Tequila. ****ing bastard ram it down you here...

    Coming back.

    He's still a **** though.
     
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  18. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    Finally a venue I can attend. When's it happening?
     
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  19. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We could probably do a full day of action packed entertainment here, sell tickets to all the otters who peep but don't contribute, we could get @monty987 on the cocktail bar and @Big Ern managing kiddies corner.

    All for a good cause @Safc83 could do his knife throwing show.

    @Spurlock could do security.

    @Joe.. could ref cos he don't take no ****.

    @Hoddle Is A God could offer helicopter rides to small groups.

    @Ginger Marks could set up a Thai Whiskey tasting stall.

    @Salad fingers could do the family orientated music

    @Tobes and @petersaxton could provide running commentary.

    @The Liebherr Legacy would be on nights and miss everything.

    None of the fighters would show up though, which could scupper the deal.
     
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