Straighter Announced!

I'm up your way this weekend, I'll meet you for a scrap in that pigg market

 

Beware of rampaging horses.

 

Its seems Klustafook is a seasined traveller. Fights around the world anyone anything anytime.

 

Klustafiook in Newcastle.

 

Klustafook in Oz

 

Klustafiook in California.

 

Klustafook looking for a picnic (with scary dog) in Manchester.

 

@The Prime Minister

 

He's never been to Manchester.

 

Lucky bastard...

 

He heard there was a picnic.

 

Kustard wants all picnics deported. His grandfather didn't join the Home Guard so that picnics could travel to Blighty unchecked 70 years later.

****ing picnics, stealing our jobs, sponging benefits and double penetrating our women.

 

He would have smashed **** out of the fairy cakes.

 

This was still better than the Mcgregor vs Mayweather fight.

 

Apparently Kustard did turn up but then he saw redorder and decided to **** himself in the bushes.

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You have to be a bit simple to turn up for a fight with someone from the internet, you have no idea what you're getting into.
I can look after myself but I'm no hard man, the guy turning up could be a proper mental case.
Funny though all this online Hard Man bravado.

 

So many hard men. I got offered a rub down in my gym showers off some fluffer on the Newcastle board once.

 

. Was it @Albert's Chip Shop

 

Nah me and The Bert are cool.