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Tax for evading his

 

ex wife in Tescos

 

because he was with

 

one of Ryan Giggs'

 

friends who follow him

 

everywhere he goes even

 

To watch out for

 

girls who head directly

 

for the reduced counter

 

because Ryan's really tight

 

hamstrings were playing up

 

whenever he found himself

 

lunging towards a young

 

Balls deep and compromised

 

young lady of no

 

Fixed abode or scruples

 

the type Ryan likes

 

on a wet Wednesday

 

when there is nothing

 

Else to do but