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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Current/recent players -

    Liverpool: El Zhar - should play netball (****ing little fanny)

    United: Bebe - should not even play sports, should be a criminal.
     
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  2. BCR

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    Owen hargreaves..... he is canadian and they are a**holes ( coming from an American, not rich is it?)
     
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  3. Psycho2k

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    Liverpool: Phil Babb, I thought he was a shocking defender who only ever really performed at a few World Cup games.

    United: Bebe, the lad may have raw talent hidden away somewhere, but he never once looked like he had any basic understanding of how to play the game.
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Q - What do you call an American on a football forum?
    A - Carnage


    Afternoon Bluff <ok>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Was on hormone replacement tablets. :wink:
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Seen them advertised in papers. They Don't call me Hammerhead for nothing, you know.

    Scare to name and shame the MOD?
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No i love to name and shame: luvgonzo is on HRT <ok>
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Sorry didn't realise the course had finished <ok>

    How are the moobs coming along? You sent the pics yet?
     
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  9. BCR

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    As we say in America, Roll with us or get rolled on.....

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  10. Jezz511

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    and being rolled on by an american would hurt quite a bit
     
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    Liverpool: Djimi Traore - I remember one game where a player skipped past him and scored, so he fell over and pretended to look injured.

    Man Utd: The Djemba twins - neither one of them was any good
    Worst debut: Evra - hauled off at half-time (Blackburn I think)
    Biggest disappointment: Veron - absolute quality, we couldn't change to fit him in.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Skylarker

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  14. BCR

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    We are not all like precious....
     
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  15. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems rhyme
    But this one doesn't
     
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  16. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    no image popped up, why would you do this to me? Here I am at work, waiting for a witty reply and I get a box with an X inside a box.

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  17. Jezz511

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    only joking ;)
     
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  18. BCR

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    For us, well for me anyway, that has to go to Harry Kewell. I wanted him to do so well for us and was always tricked into thinking he was back and the Kewell from Leeds would finally arrive and solve our width problems. alas.....
     
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  19. BCR

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    I hope it's not real, but I know it is..... one to many Big Mac's me thinks....
     
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  20. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Fellow American, I'm proud to announce that this girl I work with just recently returned from a study abroad session in Australia, and apparently they have the largest obese population per capita in the world.

    And why the **** would all the fat people want to be in the same hot tub? Did someone drop a big mac in there?
     
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