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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 18, 2017.

  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    They get hiiiiigh there...

     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yarmouth is a toilet, I went to Felixstowe which is twinned with the Copacobana...
     
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  3. Patience

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    Other times your dad was too quick and finished on your face before your mum was even wet.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Felixstowe's a container port. Why would anyone who wasn't a sailor or a brass go there?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Two words "Container spotters". They write the container numbers in a notepad, it's a fascinating hobby apparently. Up there with train spotting.
     
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  6. Archers Road

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    <laugh>Is that actually a thing?
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Beats watching Jock football tbph.
     
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  8. Mick O'Toon

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    Didn't believe it myself so googled it <laugh>
    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    Season two of The Wire. There's a container full of Russian hookers in there somewhere.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Train from mine is 15 mins ,sand beach 24 deg, sea & awesome fish n chips.
     
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  11. Tina.

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    Celebrating a birthday in the family today. If you were on the exclusive WHATSAPP, you'd know all about it <party>
     
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  12. brb

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    God's heavenly gift granted to every dreary dark clouded Scotsman.

    By dark I don't mean black Scottish people....unless Aldo is black.
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    God hates us. That's why he gave us midges and why he caused the potato famine
     
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  14. Tina.

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    No He doesn't. He just is a helluva sense of humour.
     
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  15. brb

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    Even the Moroccans keep clear of Scotland. You can't kill what's already dead.
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    they don't attack us because we fight back.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I thought I'd made it up <laugh>
     
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  18. brb

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    What some nut drives a truck at yer, what you going to do wee Scotsman, dump Aldo in front of it.
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Kick **** oot the driver
     
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  20. Patience

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    Nigels don't understand how to deal with terrorists. Too busy running away.
     
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