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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    wore at Old Trafford
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    although 'once' was probably
     
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    a lie, seeing as
     
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    his shorts fell down
     
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    exposing his little willy
     
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  6. Taffvalerowdy

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    which although erect, was
     
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    too much for Victoria
     
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

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    whose voice quivered at
     
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    anything which sounded melodic
     
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    because her voice sounds
     
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    just like a fart
     
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  12. Taffvalerowdy

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    after a chicken vindaloo
     
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    washed down with Vimto
     
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    which helps generate wind
     
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    in all parts of
     
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  16. Taffvalerowdy

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    the human body, especially
     
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    an arsehole like Beckham
     
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    who wears a sari
     
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    and struggles with Lego
     
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    bricks especially the yellow
     
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