The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Fail,It was Wazza on his way to Granny's

 

that made my coffee spill all over table.


(no euphuism there fellas)

 

So no quantum physics today then? Just chickens and dicks.

 

(Q) Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
(A) Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.

This one works a treat with women for some reason.

 

Queen Jenny goes into church and says "Forgive me Father for I have sinned "

Priest says " Come forth my child"

Queen Jenny says " Come forth we'll be lucky if we finish ****ing 10th "



A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids...
>
> 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?
>
> 'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that
> question a thousand times before. She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the
> children rush to find seats.
>
> 'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
> need all your children's names.'
>
> 'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.'
>
> 'OK, and who's next?'
>
> 'Well, this one he is Terry, also.'
>
> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the
> oldest four, all boys, all named Terry. Then she is introduced to the
> eldest girl, named Terri. 'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a
> pattern here. Are they ALL named Terri?'
>
> Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get
> them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry!' An' when it's time
> for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an' they all come runnin.' An' if I need
> to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry' and all
> of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Terry.'
>
> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
> and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not
> the whole bunch?'
>
> 'I call them by their surnames!'

 

Coming from the guy that started this whole debacle by talking about sucking goats off

 

Anyone reading that Eatcustard joke? Because I'm not.

 

sky, i need to know whats black, white and dry?

 

I point to exhibit "A"

Custards quote......

"Arse to the Liverpool fans, UTD have 19 titles, so we are better and have more fans and and and.... "

My response about Scholes blowing goats was a reaction to this so I am exonerated from any blame.

As always it's custards fault.

 

**** that. Too long and likely to be utter **** knowing him.

 

A nuns c**t.

 

I read it and thought it was quite funny.

 

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i expected better from you. well, no i didn't actually, but i hoped!

 

^^

Hey, there's a little bit of **** on your nose mate.

 

Custards joke wasn't even funny.
What have Man United fans and the British royal family got in common.
They both co-habit with their own relatives.

 

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It's official Sky.

1. Milk was born in Chester, so only two Yanks on here.

2. You are the filthiest pervert on this board.

Congratulations

 

This is official -

1 - Milk is a ****ing let down, i really was hoping he was a yank!

2 - Can't argue with that.

I am just off to congratulate myself (back in 5)