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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Aug 15, 2017.

  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>.

    The title wouldnt have worked, lazer eyes, hair transplants.



    Anyone had an surgery( non urgent medical) or thinking about it?

    If so what, and how successful?


    Im thinking of lazer eye..

    Being a vain twat i hate wearing me gogs...



    ps. I dont need a hair transplant.




    pps.Billy....i dont want a cock extention...im like Mr. Chow.
     
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  2. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    My marra has worn 'gegs' since I can remember and he's just had laser treatment on his eyes (age 42), he says it's the best money he has ever spent :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    is it true you had an arse transplant and it rejected you
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Funny post. Have a like.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Boob jobs and cock tucks Comm, it sounds like you're missing Thailand to me...

    Just put a wig on a Dyson, after 12 pints it'll be just the same.
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Think i'll get a cordless one... Cant beat an outdoors suck...its the thrill of the danger of getting caught.
     
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  7. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Had some skin tags cur off
    In various places
     
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  8. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    I'd get my eyes done, cos I hate wearing gegs, not that i'm vain. I only need them for reading and hate that I have to carry gegs around everywhere, it's a right pain. I actually wear contact lenses now and they are great, but if could get my eyes done by laser then I would give it some serious thought.

    I was quoted £7,000 a few years back and I would have went for it, but they couldn't give me a guarantee that wouldn't need to wear glasses so I opted for lenses instead.

    Comm: you might want to try them mate. I put them in and just forget about them until they need changing after about a month. They're called Night & Day and you can even sleep with them in, ****ing brilliant.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Prescription contacts?
     
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  10. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Yes mate. I originally went to boots and had my glimmers checked out, they did the prescription and I got Daily Contacts which are a pain in the arse tbh, you have to take them out every night. Then I went online and found these Night & Day soft lenses which they claim last up to 30 days. I then went to Vision Express cos they are cheaper than Boots so now they supply them and give me a free eye test more or less any time I feel I need one.

    They are brilliant mate, I don't even know that I have them in they are that comfortable and more importantly, I can see and don't need to carry gegs anywhere. I think they cost about £45 for a 3 month supply, but I get a 6 month supply cos I work away and always like to have enough, plus spares just incase.

    http://www.visiondirect.co.uk/contact-lenses/monthly-contact-lenses/air-optix-night-and-day
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Cheers mate. Might look at that option.
     
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  12. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't mind laser eye surgery it'd be fun being able to set things on fire with my eyes.
     
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  13. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Best move I ever made mate, it's like being given your freedom again. Now I can go out and actually see how much things cost without having to ask some one and looking stupid.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Im gonna enquire next week...
     
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  15. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    My lass is looking at getting laser eye surgery one day. I'll be gutted as I think she looks hot in glasses.
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Our lass had laser eye surgery at the eye infirmary about 6 years ago and it has been great for her not having to wear glasses or contact lenses..
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    Does she still need a magnifying glass to see you, erm . . . . properly <whistle>
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

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    Binoculars mate..
     
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    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Was going to get a vasectomy (got 3 kids and we're very much done) this summer but when we looked into it one of the drawbacks is the potential for long term pain (reckoned about 1 in 10). My wife looked into it further and decided other options may be better; never heard of problems anecdotally to be fair always assumed it was pretty risk-free.

    I wear glasses. No ****er is lasering my eyes. Sister-in-law had it done though and seems to have been easy, painless and perfect.
     
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  20. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I had a vasectomy after our third child and it was a piece of piss.. I also got circumcised as an adult (I did have reason for this), and that certainly wasn't a piece of piss..
     
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