The Chelsea meltdown thread

Nice try, Chuckles.

However, even a muppet like you will have noted the language that I used.

"...on the evidence of this performance..."

Let's see how they acquit themselves in the next game. If they bounce back with character, I may well review my opinion, and believe that, yes, in fact they can finish inside the top half.

 

True Terry didn't play much but was a huge personality to have around the dressing room, likewise Costa who I think you're going to miss more than Conte realises.

 

Did I, or did I not, carry an avatar of Tony Adams?

Yes or no?

And did I, or did I not carry that avatar for about three times longer than I had originally agreed to?

Yes or no?

 

Still rumours you want Virgil, we'll take Chistensen if that's the case

 

No you won't

 

Is there a 'don't know/care' option?

 

I'll take that as a "yes," on both accounts.

 

Whatever makes you happy, my friend.

 

No he bottled it and welched out be not taking the designated avatar which Luvvy set and agreed by both parties.
#Welch

 

Lighten up!

It's all bantz!

 

Ironic, Considering you called me a twat in the first place, I'm sorry for doing it though.

 

I actually said you were dancing like a twat, I didn't call you a twat. Apology accepted though.

 

So you're bottling it again.

Not surprised to be honest.

 

It's only fair, we did it to the Spurs lads with Danny Rose...

Aziplicueta telling it like it is at Chavski.... MELTING

Azpilicueta says: “When you see the players we have lost and the players we have signed, they are not the same.

"Obviously, we have very good young players, but we have to know the reality that being champions is even harder the next season – we have experience of that."

 

A multi-millionaire, adored by thousands, yet Diego Costa believes he has been treated like a "criminal" by Chelsea and wants to re-join Atletico Madrid.

The striker, 28, last played for the Blues in the FA Cup final in May, and was sent a text in June by boss Antonio Conte telling him he would not be part of the squad for next season.

"Why won't they let me go if they don't want me?" Costa told the Daily Mail from Brazil where he has remained.

"I have to do what I have to do. I have to think of myself. I've been a good boy here and tried to do the right thing. My desire is to go to Atletico."

(BBC Football article, today)


It's all very simple, really, Mr Costa.

You see, you're a massive twat, and Mad Dog is punishing you for it.

Because he can.

 

Thats a lot of chelsea news matth... are you supporting us again this year?

 

1. I've never supported your club. 2. You're in no position to troll after your club's defeat last weekend and 3. It's a thread about Chelsea, therefore, I'm posting news about him on here.