Please keep an eye out for the following persons: Candyan CFC Bodinki Skiddy 100 Years Of Butthurt Approach with caution, as they could be dangerously suicidal.
To be fair on Bluey, he's never hidden. Unlike the rest of the them. Mind you, I think we ought to keep sharp objects out of Bluey's reach for a few days, just to be on the safe side.
To be fair mate, even CFC disappearing into his cave when Chelsea lose doesn't come close to your 'I'm off' thread
Yes, that was a fantastic spoof thread. I'm glad you enjoyed that one, Pix. I know I was pissing myself laughing as I wrote it, knowing that some on here would be dense enough to think I was being serious. I'm so glad that you were not one of them, mate.
Please don't tell me that you thought I was being serious? You muppet! Only uber bell-ends like Skiddy and Bambi believe I'm serious about those types of things! Are you really as gullible and as gormless as them?