A slower, less skillfull and and more boring version of the real thing. At least in women's football, some of the birds are good to look at. In Scottish football, it's all full of ugly jocks and gingers.
This is brilliant stuff. Absolutely ****ing brilliant. Well done Sir, can't believe no one has came out with this yet. Here, have a pic please log in to view this image
Quite. It's little wonder my Aberdonian mum and dad got me back safely to the North East when I was three. If not I would never have been this eloquent and would most likely have ended up like the scum on the streets of England.