Philippe Coutinho to Barcelona

Yeah you tell em! ****ers.

Breaking News.
Alli signs as a **** replacement for Coutinho and VVD signs to clean Lovren's boots.
Who's have thunk it?

 

Where have you been luvvy? Missed some fun on our 2 boards today

 

Top thread guise. Keep up the good work

 

You on nights too?

 

All week mate. Trying to get Saturday off so I can go to SMS, but that's not looking too promising at the mo. I'm not really feeling it football wise anyway right now.

 

I've only got one more after tonight, got a freebie for Saturday which is good. Why are you not feeling it?

 

I'm often like this at the start of the season. August seems way too early for football, especially the 13th of August. VvD has something to do with it as well I suppose, plus the crappy atmosphere in the ground last season - the plastics booing Puel, the "you don't know what you're doing" chants, all that crap.

I'm sure my attitude will soon change if we get off to a decent start though. Must be a bit of a plastic myself, if we're winning I'll want to go to every game

 

I know what you mean about ****ty atmosphere and stuff, but the kid in me just can't wait to see some football and hopefully a new signing too.

May be my only home PL game this side of Christmas too as have **** loads to pay out for. Gonna try do an away or 2 though.

 

You are away at Newcastle in march, fancy it? I'd jump in your end for that game.

 

If Coutinho is actually going to Barca, could he please just **** off!?..

#gettingborednow!

 

Barcelona will feel that they've been raped of one of their best players. They will be feeling humiliated right now. They will want to rape and humiliated another club to make themselves feel a bit better.

They obviously believe that 'Pool is there to be pillaged.

 

Been away for a few days, don't post as much when I'm off work. I'll catch up this week.

 

Funny how precious little Southampton grassed Liverpool up over VVD and the big boys accept tapping up as part of the game.

Pussies.

 

How are Southampton ''Pussies'', I hate this crap Some Liverpool fans come out with, You're not the force you were, Not every player wants to join your club.

 

Shut it pussy boy

 

If Liverpool lose Coutinho this summer, then there will be slight annoyance.
If they don't replace him with somebody that's seen as suitably high-profile and competent, then it will rise to a medium level.
Riots? Hardly.

 

Spot on Matt.

 

He means that FSG would have overruled Klopp after saying he has the final say over transfers.

Klopp could even walk because of it. Doubt it but it won't be pretty.

 

The Shermans sell Coutinho on deadline day.

Klopp throws a strop and walks

Fat Rafa chucks his teddy and rattle at Ashleys fat grid as he's not bought him enough players

The waiter gets chaired into Castle Greyskull by the Cardinals.

I saw that in my tea leaves, if it happens, I officially win the internet.