blimey

Heavy handed moderation or what.
I posted a link to a jokey piece i had written.
And it was banned for advertising.
Advertising what?
There is nothing to sell.
And there was no bad intention.
A lot of my family are Spurs fans.
I am a QPR fan and openly posted in my own name.
And i like Spurs and Harry so am i missing something here?
Most football fans welcome a bit of banter with other fans.
And its not as if i am Arsenal i am FRIENDLY.
And i am quite happy to have my little piece of trivia slaughtered but i dont mind that.
But you have closed the thread.
Maybe you should give others a chance to decide for themselves.
And maybe this is a discussion you should have.
Maybe you will reconsider!
But i suspect this thread will be closed too.
Anyway good luck for the season and i mean that sincerely.
And can we have Walker and Jenas and Crouch on loan to keep us up?
Only Joking.
ps sense of humour goes a long way.

Well PNP closed it so maybe he will explain.
I look forward to hearing his reasoning.
Thanks in advance.

Listen you cheeky load of gits.
I was vardering Spurs before most of you were born.
I saw the great Danny Blanchflower play and i booed Frank Saul when he plied his trade down the Bush.
And i got blinded by the sun off of Alan Gilzean's bonce.

Anyway sod the lot of you..
here's another little story what you wont find funny.
Adolf will probably close the thread n e way..
(for advertising!

QPR BID FOR CUT PRICE CROUCH.

QPR boss Neil Warnock is hoping to do a cut price deal with Harry Redknapp for Tottenham's lanky striker Peter Crouch.

But while the skint Premier League new boys are unable to stump up a transfer fee, they could pay a significant proportion of the England hitman's £75,000-a-week wages in a loan agreement.

QPR boss Bernie Ecclestone 5'2", who has enforced a £25,000 a week wage cap at the West London club, has instructed manager Neil Warnock to bid for only one third of Peter Crouch:

"Bernie hopes to get Crouch's head and feet on a one season loan but we can not afford the rest of him" said Neil Warnock.

Peter Crouch, 6'7", who lives in a very tall house in Weybridge, is keen on the move, but his wife, lingerie model Abbey Clancy, is holding the deal up:

"I don' t want Peter's limp torso hanging round the house all day while his head and feet are training " said the blonde Abbey.

Harry Redknapp has told Neil Warnock that they are not prepared to cut Crouch down to 2'2" and only loan one third of him:

"Peter is a lovely lad and we would like to do a deal for at least half of him." said 'Arry

An insider at QPR, Italian waiter Gianni, claims that the bosses at the newly promoted club have used Mafia connections to make Abbey Clancy 'an offer she can't refuse'.

Rumours are going around Shepherd's Bush that Flavio Porko met Crouch's missus at the Koksifilis Kebab bar in the Goldhawk Road and told her that if she didn't agree to the cut price Crouch deal she would wake up in the morning with a horse's head in her bed.

But, according to an 'insider' on the Loft For Words Forum, Flavio is rumoured to have told Bernie:

"She said she wakes up every morning with a horse's head in her bed anyway and told me to 'do one'. She is demanding 5 grand in cash for a third of Peter Crouch or 25% of the club."

i can do jewish jokes too

Your Jake Livermore gag is blinding
i mite use that in a stand up gig i got coming up

ok here's a little one about Arsene

ARSENE WENGER FURY AT BOTCHED £10,000 HAIRDO

The merde has hit the fan in the Wenger household.

After narrowly missing out on four trophies last season, Arsene Wenger is now walking round with a dodgy hairdo.

The Frenchman is blaming a beauty salon in Totteridge for the state of his Barnet:

"I visited the salon on the recommendation of Harry Redknapp. I only asked for a few grey hairs to be touched up but now it looks like I have had a blue rinse. And it cost me 10 grand! "

An unnamed ex player (Paul Merson) has joked on Soccer Saturday that the botch job makes Arsene look like Molly Sugden.

The Economics graduate further bemoaned the lack of flair among English hairdressers:

"These people have very low skill levels and have excessive wage demands"

Now Arsene is also under fire from Madame Wenger after the irate Frenchman threw a freshly baked Quiche Lorraine against his living room wall.

Monsieur Wenger has enough on his domestic plate after barely being forgiven for the Algerian pole dancer "mistake".

These incidents are being discussed openly on Twitter.

One fan joked

"Arsene ****** got the hairdryer treatment twice in one day"




i am gonna crash now as i am a bit Brahms celebrating our takeover..

No hard feeling Spurs fans even though you have coated me for cracking a few (un) funnies

cheers to all of you and good luck this season.