The Chelsea meltdown thread

In you pop, Stan.,,

 

Hey Jay Tab how's it hanging?

 

"it" hasn't been hanging over a ladybiy's mouth, son

Unlike yourself, dare I say

 

Spelling never was a trait of yours eh Hiag.

 

Did you get banned Jay Tab?

 

Ignoring the fact that you've basically confirmed what people said you'd do the instant the transfer went through...

Would you want Neymar if the deal cost Chelsea £500m?

 

No but Jose stated it wasn't expensive....something for you to look forward to perhaps?

 

Probably because he can appreciate his market value, rest assured Neymar's release clause at PSG will be somewhere in the region of £1bn.

Somebody like Hazard is weak in terms of marketing, so he'd be worth a lot less.

Neymar will be the face of the Qatar World Cup now, they'll probably fix it so Brazil win it.

 

Agreed Hazard would only fetch £150 million.

 

Nowhere near. On talent alone he'd be possibly tipping triple figures, his marketing value adds nisht to that, he's as dull as dishwater.

 

We may find out in the next few weeks.

 

Shame you don't have a Hazard, you'd might do something.

 

Don't hold your breathe.

 

We like to avoid finishing tenth and we also prefer to protect the integrity of our ball boys, thanks.

 

Barca have £200 mill. It'll be interesting to see who's door they come knocking on.

 

I suspect you've got used to finishing outside the big boys top four slots Tel.

 

Big boys win trophies without sugar daddies pal, your club are the X-Factor winner of clubs, with all the marketing prowess of a Hitler-sympathy campaign in Tel-Aviv.

 

And the Glazers aren't sugar daddies then Tel...

 

Right that's the mongest thing you've ever said.

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