Calling all Pessimists, Optimists, Mehs...., SoSos

Not trying to anyway impinge on MatchDay thread.. just curious to know what kind of people you all are individually. Regarding Villa game .. just respond with a style something like this which is my own response:

Likely outcome: I think that we will lose badly.
Reason: I am a seriously depressed pessimist which probably clouds my judgment irrespective of whether the team is brilliant or poor.

 

Likely outcome: Lose
Reason: We're ****e. And the Allams.

 

draw 1-1 against Villa

 

Villa 1-3 City
We'll finish champions which will piss you miserable bastards off no end.

 

Likely outcome: I think that we will lose badly.
Reason: Ehab's a ****.

 

First of all another thread about FC then a sneaky MDT.

Chazz is gonna go mental.

Still, it's better than the ****e he puts out so, 0-4. Nailed on.

You Ull.

 

As ever, hopeful of a City win - I won't be going as I'll be at my g'sons third birthday party, I'd usually sweet talk my wife and oldest daughter and manage to wangle my way out of it but - I can't be arsed; with a lads biking holiday coming up, it's looking like some time in October before I see them.

 

1-0 to City, Campbell, John Terry sent off, in Sluts we trust.

 

Oh reason. Yeah. I'm always an optimist. Life's too short and there's people way worse off than us.

 

Hey Quillski, is there a beer festival up your end next weekend? If so do you know if it's Saturday or Sunday?

 

There's one in Roos on the Saturday I believe. Will need to check though.

 

Cheers pal, may have a look in.

 

Lose by 2 or 3. Might score 1.

Reason: We are a bunch of misfits who haven't had a pre-season with a settled team and we are away.

 

1-2 City, obvs Campbell and Abel as scorers.

Reason, first game optimism, I have it every season without fail.

 

Just checked, and yeah, it is on Saturday 12th.

Someone mentioned it in Black Horse on Sunday night. Think I might have to take a look myself.

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1-1 I reckon.

Reason: Villa are heavy favourites, John Terry has the pace of a snail and Campbell will run rings around him.

 

Likely outcome: I'll be pissed by half-time.
Reason: The beer fridge if 3 ft away from my PC and TV.

 

It's Beer festival every weekend you dipstick

 

There's a ruse in Roos.

 

i put £20 on villa £42 back
hope we win