The Virgil Van Dijk Stays at Southampton Thread

If only it was that simple.

We're all sick of hearing the rumour bollox.

Same with Couts to Barca.

 

I want him to be made to stay to set a precedent for the future....don't mess with us. However, I'm not sure I actually want him any more. It would take a season of brilliance and several goals for me to stop spitting at the mention of his name.

 

Him.! Oh he's off, for sure. Mane as well.

 

Swapping him for Van Diikjkljjk are we?

 

Van Diikjkljjk
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Don't get his name on your shirt FFS.

 

Nope. We tried to sign Coutinho a few years back, but he went to Liverpool. And Mane succumbed to the bright lights of the Liver building for too little money. I think it's best that they just lose two players and we keep one. Neater that way.

 

My feelings exactly. I will be very disappointed if Saints give in to his petulance. There really is no reason to as they hold all the cards. If he ever plays for us again he's going to have to put his life on the line defending and score a hat trick for me to even slightly forgive his behaviour.

 

Welcome. You sound far too sensible for here.

 

Whether Virgil goes or not, or Mane or Coutinho (can't see Mane going anywhere this summer) leave Liverpool, I'm just enjoying the irony of scouse fans having to deal with the rumours. Funny as anything.

 

Lil bit of **** info. Van Dijk wasn't scheduled to train today at all. No matter how the talks went.

 

Let's not let a simple fact get in the way of some good wumming though Beef

 

Love it.

 

So, 3pm on August 1st, Virgil finally understands that the club will not budge. Marvelous. Now, lets get a little pre-season under the belt, have a cracking season, a sign for a top club next summer. Everyone's happy.......'cept Klopp the bonehead.

 

I have my moments.

 

#official bet £20 to @astro 's chosen charity if van Dijk joins Liverpool this window, otherwise £20 to @Archers Road 's chosen charity?

 

Archers, you may well have got 15 wheel trims stolen by September with that bet. Hope you're happy.

 

You're our man then so please go ahead.

As for me the first, last and only time I made a bet we were still using £sd and I lost a shilling.

I was devastated and vowed I would never gamble again.

I have kept to my word and some arsehole of a Scouser isn't going to get me to change now.

 

How am I 'your' man exactly?

And I wouldn't bet an outcome I don't think will happen, I'm not telling everyone it won't happen.

 

Deal.

Shelter (housing charity) if I win

 

Her majesty's Inspector of Schools has today instigated a full and thorough review of Mathematics teaching in Liverpool's schools. This follows on from damning evidence that if you ask a Scouser what is two plus two they will answer five. This is despite the very considerable and generous efforts of the people of Southampton to convince them that the correct answer is four. The media has also come in for considerable criticism for allowing Liverpudlian pundits to perpetuate this basic arithmetical error. Special night classes have been set up for adults to learn this basic mathematical fact. Amongst the thousands to enrol for classes are Micky Quinn, Jamie Carragher, Danny Murphy, Phil Thompson, John Barnes, Steven Gerrard and all the Scouse supporting posters on the Not606 Liverpool threads. Dietmar Hamman has had to return to Germany to enrol for classes. Will this new education initiative succeed? We will have to wait and see.