Whats the difference between Peter Crouch and a fork lift truck? Ones got hydraulics and Peter Crouch has got high bollix
This isn't a football joke but its good. How do you circumcize a priest? Kick an altar boy on the chin. Whats the difference between George Michael and a microwave? A microwave stops when you open the door. How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave at her. A blonde is driving through Florida when she sees a sign that says Disneyland left, so she turns around and drives home. Did you hear about the blonde that stole free bread? Did you hear about the blonde that sold her car to buy petrol?
Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...
Did you hear about the Rio Ferdinand mobile phone? Its big black and ugly, it has no memory and it takes 3 months to charge the ****er.
Q: Why do Liverpool fans whistle while sitting on the toilet? A: So they know which end to wipe when their finished.
Saw a Liverpool fan walking towards him and he wanted to keep a hold of his swish new jacket. Thank you! I'm here all week!
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL To be fair, you are as blind as Stevie Wonder when it comes to evidence. O, and you have learnt the uses of Google. Well done.