The Billy bullshitter thread

B is the lie?

 

Spurlock is right, but I didn't work for Jaguar. I was helping them with something. Any one taking photos at Fiarano usually gets shot

 

The truth was B - I once shook Muhammed Ali's hand only for him to then try and kiss my sister and make her cry.

He was making a surprise visit to the West End Boys' Club at the end of my street in the 70s and only a handful of us had got wind of it. After shaking my hand he took my little sister out of my mum's arms to try and give her a kiss but she started screaming and kicking off.

 

1. I once spun a Le Mans car that badly off a track that I ended up in a field of wheat

2. I once fingered one of Paul Youngs backing singers

 

I scored a goal at Stamford Bridge

When lecturing at Harvard I entertained my students by doing a lip sync version of "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" with HIAG

 

2. is correct.

 

Unless you can tell us what his name was then I am calling bullshit!

 

B

 

No, as much I'd have loved to have fingered one of Pauls singers back in the day, 1 is correct.

 

I once snorted Coke with Pete Townsend.

I was propositioned by the old gay flamer Graham Chapman.

 

B

 

I reckon you shagging the gay fella is the correct one.

 

Got to be B

 

I once spent the night in a hotel room in Aberdeen with Colin Mcrae's girlfriend Alison and her mate who was going out with Alistair Mcrae, drinking vodka and getting pissed, while Colin was unconscious on the bed.

I once went to a party in Clydebank in Marti Pellow's house before he was famous and ended up in bed with his cousin Claire. When he found us he kicked me out and I had to hitch 30 miles home at 4 in the morning.

 

Both true?

 

One true and one only very partially true.

 

B

 

Going to B&Q, my wall needs fencing

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B