The Billy bullshitter thread

You say that like you know me

It is correct like

 

I once won £500 on a scratchcard before ripping it up in an argument with my mrs at the time.

I once broke into my own house breaking a window before realising I had a key all along.

 

It wasn't really a wum **** up, more a straight forward common-or-garden **** up.

Someone really needs to challenge your greedily hogging those tragic self-love points, Pix.

 

I tell half-truths all the time, my friend.

Poor Pixie would have coronary if I told the truth!

 

Nah, you were waving your handbag at me with your 'oh-so-tired monkey' joke, and you ****ed it right up

 

I don't care, I didn't read them...just a quick skim and your error was glaring...I'm just making sure things are done right round these ends nowadays

 

I did realise after I posted it that it was written in a very matter of fact way... glad it was right

 

^^^^^ Still beeling about Piskie

 

I don't believe you'd be that much of an amateur that you'd break a window.

I'm going for the top one.

 

B

 

****!

It really did rattle you to your core, didn't it, mate!

 

@PISKIE @Hoddle Is A God

Any chance we can take all this to a different thread, maybe the WFU one?

This is a cracking idea and it's going well and all this **** getting in the way.

Just my opinion of course.

 

Im hurt that you didn't read them you uncaring ****








lolzy - do you miss Highburyal?

 

What I say is true, though.

Let's not pretend that we both don't know it's a fact, my friend.

 

I'm going with A.

 

I've cheated on a girl with her sister

I've had a threesome with two mates

Edit: I meant the two females were mates ffs

 

Yeah I agree. **** off HIAG

 

Please tell me they were birds, Bruv!

 

Both true and I suspect all three of you had sore cocks.