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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    FYI fidget spinners and water dont mix

    The bearings get Rusty and the fidget spinner becomes a fidget ie stops spinning
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Jul 17, 2017
  2. Stan

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    They're terrified of me when I stumble out of my office.
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Yeah best to be "stern" around nephews and nieces or they take the piss

    Parents are worse though, my SIL was laughing saying her girl of 3 is stubborn and refused to talk if told off. I was wtf? She's 3 and why is that good or funny?

    They haven't been round for 4 years
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Like Frank out of shameless?
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    Never seen Shameless.
     
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  6. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    That's just given me a glimpse into the future, when Dad gets dumped with the Grankids for the weekend <yikes>
     
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  7. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    You'll love your grandkids. These aren't even blood to me!
     
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  8. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Begs the question - why?

    Any milfs accompanying them like?
     
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  9. Stan

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    Nephew and nieces on Mrs Stan's side so not my blood.
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    That's ok then you can cook them.
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The broadband is ****e. Whatever they may spin you, it is ****e. Which also makes their on demand service very sketchy.

    Other than that they are good and a lot cheaper than Sky. BT Sport comes free for a start. I've been with them years though so get a decent discount if I moan often enough.

    I think at the moment I pay just under a ton a month and that is all phone, all broadband, all Tv with all sport channels (bar the likes of MUTV) and all film channels.

    You don't get Sky Atlantic, which Sky clings to for dear life, but I haven't got the time to watch it anyway.
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I have the fiber that comes with Sky Q and that is ****, in fact I can't remember ever owning 'good internet'.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I'm interested to know how many fidget spinners are in peoples houses?

    I reckon I have 10 in my house.
     
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  14. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ****ing sat doing risk assessments all day #bored
     
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    Recovering from a baseball tourney on the weekend . 3 head first slides in one game and I'm suffering for it today , can barely move , I'm all scraped up and my chest is a bit tender . GOOD TIMES !!!
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    I can match that, easily.

    Gold, silver, orange, green, fluorescent, spiked, you ****ing name it.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    Found one in my work bag today.
     
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  18. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    How is she?
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Da ****?

    @Spurlock I'm doing the street talk again, I's this one OK?
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Perfect. <ok>
     
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