Off Topic The garlic and redlad talk WIMBLEDON thread

i think it's the nose, i just can't work it out, yeah 'not ugly but' covers it

 

Teeth... sets too big for her mouth....

 

I'm learning a few things from this Ostapenko forehand actually ... pro tips and that

 

yeah that too ... the more we think about it the more is wrong

maybe individually the parts are fine but put together they don't work in harmony

 

More should be said about Garcia ... girl is fine yo

 

I like the tennis outfits konta wears though...clingy

 

Ostapenko has won ... finally

Now I can just perv

 

#cheeky

 

Can't find any sexy out of tennis pics of Garcia though (other than the bikini ones) it's all denim shirts and baggy jumpers....booo hisss.

 

Konta - the great Hungarian Australian hope of British women's tennis

 

Garcia really has a weird serving technique. Guess its working though.

Venus ruining my slip, smashed Konjuh. Thought that game would be a lot closer.

My Kusznetsova, Vanderweghe and Azarenka slips are still looking good.

Venus is looking scary though

 

It's just her starting position and motion is unorthodox, once the racket is above her head and into the mid-end phase of the stroke it's technically good and a hard serve

Thought the same about Konjuh, seemed to be looking quite strong, didn't see any of the match easy win for Williams it seems ... Konjuh is still pretty young i guess, experience vs youth ... experience wins (this time)

Rybarikova is my pick to win

 

Kerber out ... not a surprise really especially once she had to play a comparable player

 

Yeah Kerbers been struggling all year and against everyone shes faced so far.

Oh i meant i actually have a few quid on kusznetsova, azarenka and vanderweghe after i picked them out.

2 of those 3 meet soon but haven't look when so will probably hedge them out.

 

All the top ranked Ladies seem to be bottling it without Serena involved. Like the pressure of being the best is too much for them, at least when S Williams is playing they can hide behind her and use her as an excuse.

 

JCB starter buttons everywhere!

 

Crunch time yo

 

Well Garcia messed that up on her own serve #botch

 

So through! Didn't play brilliant today but did enough

 

Gotta say the courts this year, for this stage, do look quite awful