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  1. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Toilets and sockets <laugh> they never fcuking work.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 9, 2017
  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah that was the point.
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Possibly they did, yeah.

    With or without drugs, I don't think I have ever come close to matching your level of pitiful ****erdom.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Liverpool St to Norwich has about 12 toilets and every seat has a PowerPoint.
    Archie used to void his bowels after a can of Castlemaine XXXX just to show off at his AA meeting
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And look at the ****ing state of you. Two grams and you're in this state? What a ****ing lightweight.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 9, 2017
  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Your children and ex wife may disagree.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    That was Friday Archie I'm on mineral water tonight .
    Keep up.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jul 9, 2017
  8. Archers Road

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    ****ing charming.

    Hypocritical ****.
     
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    Archers Road, Jul 9, 2017
  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Why do you need a powerpoint while having a ****?
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    To electrocute his gonads.
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dildo?
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Plug in his anal driller more like, or an electrical butt plug.
     
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  14. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Talking of butt plugs, where's Hiag tonight?
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He's not been on much lately. Probably busy gigging.
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    The toilet is between the carriages the sockets are next to the seats for recharging and what not.
     
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  17. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Think you'll find that's dogging.<ok>
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Yeah I have been on a train before <laugh>

    Thanks though!
     
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    Ginger pants think they are put there as decoration and don't actually serve a purpose
     
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    He lives in Thailand ffs. He rides dodgy mopeds and ****s in a hole.
     
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