No I got in some bad trouble while flying to New Zealand and got kicked off in Hong Kong by armed guards and put in the slammer for a few weeks.
It's a long story. But it involved Diazepam (and some other chemicals I'd rather not talk about), Alcohol, Ken Docherty and violence....Got arrested for air rage, drug trafficking, and refusing to leave the toilet when requested Ended up in a cell in Hong Kong eating rice for 6 weeks. Then on bail and not allowed to leave the country for 3 months - no money, nothing. Ended up homeless in Kowloon.
One day while roaming around Kowloon ****ed out my head, I thought I better go and rob someone so stole a knife.... I got side tracked and woke up 2 days later and I'd been robbed (with the same knife I stole)
Mate of mine narrowly avoided an indefinite spell in a Moroccan prison for trying to smuggle a few ounces of hash out of Tangiers. The Po Po suspected something about him and took his van apart at the ferry port. They never found the hash, he had it stashed in a pissy old wetsuit, how the **** they never bothered to look there I'll never know. He was a whisker away from rotting in some desert slammer.
Mine was all for personal use. I was going to New Zealand for a month though, so It was quite a lot!!