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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

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  1. Tobes

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    Knee replacements will see you back on your feet within days, you can't leave the hospital until you can walk up and down a flight of stairs.

    The hip op is much longer though, about 4 weeks, get your daughter to move in short term?

    You need to **** her clean off mate, for both of your sakes.

    I reckon the shaven haven will defo draw you in on Saturday <laugh>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My daughter will be in Dubai. My youngest in deepest, darkest mancland and she's working there. Has to be the unit.
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I think you should offer to drink her pee next time. Cheaper than buying Carling. <ok>

    Probably a higher alcohol content.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I enjoyed that. Always been partial to a bit of watersports <ok>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    My advice is you have the aids now you might as well
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's settled. She's texted again saying she's bought a couple of 'outfits' she thinks I'll really like <yikes>
     
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    by aids i take it you don't mean a commode but acquired immune deficiency syndrome ?
     
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  8. Solid Air 2

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    ooh matron- literally

    this is a serious sympathy **** this one.:emoticon-0148-yes:


    unless she is a Devotee <yikes>
     
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  9. Tobes

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    What excuse are you going to give the Unit for being out all night?
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yes i'm not talking about his zimmer frame or crutches or whatever he needs to hobble over to her gaff. As he's already ended up diseased he might as well be damned whoever that saying goes about hung for a chicken as an egg?

    what is that saying?
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    One might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb

    thats it....
     
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  12. Tobes

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    This one defo sounds more like mutton <ok>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <laugh>
     
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    Knocking on a bit but wearing leather kecks....

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    Is this her mate?
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    Hi

    I've never been a fan of the leather trouser look personally, but if RHC likes it I'm happy for him. He deserves some good luck for a change.
     
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    A bird in leather kecks has to have the figure for it, otherwise her arse looks like a saddle bag.

    He defo had a touch of luck, she sounds absolute filth. God knows what she does on a 3rd date, if dildos, anal, water sports and rimming is #standard for a 1st <laugh>
     
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    Strapons, bukkake, and livestock.
     
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    <laugh>

    "I thought we could spice things up a little, so I've invited the local Rugby XV round and they've brought the club mascot - Billy......the goat"
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can someone do a suggestions poll? <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is it **** <yikes> If she walked in the Cheese, she'd get dropped <ok>
     
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