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Anyone seen H.I.A.G - genuine question?

I've been on this board for the past 48 hours now and not seen him, that is not normaaaaaaal.

What you ****s done with him.....or where has he gone (Vegas).....or has one of my fellow mods banned him?

 

One thing is certain, he will be back.

 

He was about in the early hours. He even made a rare reply to Piskie

 

Setting up a new account, no doubt.

 

That's what a HIAG sock would say.

 

I, can get, an Irish Daily Mirror, to prove I'm, someone else, if you, like.

 

He's been abducted by aliens in Basingstoke, apparently 99% of anal probes happen there.

 

I've just had a new patio installed ...

 

He's dildo shopping

 

He was on the Arsenal thread earlier. Don't panic, he's still here!

 

He's busy running the San Francisco marathon.... very slowly.......

 

According to HIAG. The San Francisco marathon was 'A breeze' despite it being known as the Race that all Marathoners fear due to the elevation gain over the hills. Fortunately for him though, when he ran it though, they moved the course to a flat part of San Francisco, despite the whole city being built on a series of hills

 

I just did a little wee.

 

Half of San Francisco is flat! A lot of the bay was used to create the 49 square miles of SF, hence they filled in parts of the Bay to create the flats. From memory, all round Pier 39 was flat and most the City square mile and everything else will be flat once the next earthquake hits

 

Must have ran the city 26 times.

 

Last I heard he was setting off out with his tripod to film a documentary about escaping muddy bogs.

 

Some of the bay area is flat and around the piers and Fishermans Wharf, but you cannot run a Marathon in SF without encountering some hills.

 

Who cares?

 

of course you can if you run around in circles twat