please log in to view this image A woman has spoken about having a sex toy removed from her backside after it got stuck when the man she was having sex with got ‘excited’ and pushed too hard on it. Emily Georgia (not her full name), 20, was taken to hospital and almost ended up with a colostomy bag after the stainless steel sex toy vanished inside her. After attempts to manually retrieve it failed, Emily says the man suggested leaving it to naturally work its way out and then left claiming he had work early the following morning. Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/06/27/woman-got-butt-plug-stuck-up-her-backside-after-excited-lover-pushed-too-hard-6737498/#ixzz4lCga4i2L
I used to read the Metro when I lived in England and it never had stories like this, it just basically told you the news and sport. Is this the same one they give out free? And yes of course I would. A bird who isn't dog ugly, looks like she has big diddies, who likes it up the arse? **** sake Grove.
I thought it would make a pleasant change from some of the more recent ones. She does have a find set of tay-tays but not sure why she needs sunglasses indoors. I see the headlines from The Metro on the way into work but all the nonsense I put on here is from their website. It shouldn't come as too much of a shock to know The Metro is owned by The Daily Mail.
There are obviously Jedi levels of attention whoredom that are totally beyond mere mortals like me. I like a menshy on GC but to go public after getting a steel butt plug stuck up your 'arris even to the extent of being photographed with said item beggars belief. "not her full name" really? Should it have been Emily Georgia Analfest?
She should have used one of these, I like the fact that they used a cherry coke can as a size guide. please log in to view this image
A lassie I knew went into a sex shop looking for a vibrator. The guy asked what she wanted and she was confused. The salesman replied that he had plastic, rubber, steel, in Black, Red, Yellow, Pink etc. The lassie said "I'll take that tartan one with the white top" and the salesman said ", **** off, that's my flask"
