Off Topic The Burly Arms

Me too. Agree with all this.

 

The bit in Arter's story about going outside to fetch his bag...

****ing hell... I can't even imagine what that would be like. Imagine going from the highest point in your life to the lowest with one sentence.

 

In the pub...

Just ordered a seven piece 20oz mixed grill and a pint of Peroni

 

^^^^ Harvesters?

40% off token? Looks ****ing nice tbf.

 

Whats the pussy next to you having? Soup or some other **** ffs!

Or is that your starter

 

Was lovely bar the half a plate of ****ing salad

That's the mrs (nm) and she's got curry. Again, half a plate of salad but unlike me, she ate it

 

I'd send that back and ask for actual chips.

 

Bastard.

I'm sat in a traffic jam on the M5 because some ****ing half wit **** has caused an accident.

Which is exactly the same as last week and will be next week.

Cuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnntttttttttttsss.

 

Your colon says Hi.

 

Just watched a wedding on the beach, ****ing hilarious.

Just as they completed their vows, a tropical rainstorm erupted (talk about an omen lol) their wedding photos had the added touch of a huge brolly

 

Jealousy isn't going to get you anywhere mate ;-)

 

I'm starving as it happens mate, so you could be right

 

My fave is the M25.

If I go back to the UK with the Mrs we have relatives that are strewn to the four corners of the M25. Many a long hour I've sat on the unofficial 'world's largest car park' fuming away not so quietly!

 

I'm sat outside a chalet in Cornwall. Beautiful weather.

 

I've just cooked my creamy chicken recipe for the family.

 

Smoking bongs, joints and eating cannabis cookies. Big stoner sesh happening

 

Say hi to Clive.

 

#jealous

Sat watching The great British Menu at work

 

Waiting for the missus to drive 45 miles back home to let me in coz my key's inside.

Tomorrow's already not one of those days I'm looking forward to.