Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

That's a fairly strange view.

 

Engineer makes remarkable discovery regarding human circulatory system giving improved health from a very simple adjustment to the way we sleep

 

religion ruined the spiritual mind and replaced it with something they can make money from instead, such as like creating a man who lets us into a special place if we do everything he says..........but of course we only get everything when we die like>>>>>I assume cutting out I want a refund back for disgruntled customers>>sorry believers init.

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...-possibly-be-running-this-mess-20160724111302

Conspiracy theorists finally convinced no secret society could possibly be running this mess
24-07-16

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CONSPIRACY theorists have finally been convinced there is no secret society running everything because no-one could possibly believe any of this was orchestrated.

Since the dawn of the internet, bedroom-based conspiracy theorists have thought society was controlled by a shadowy ‘Illuminati’ who somehow have the manpower to run everything.

Tom Logan, from Stevenage, said: “If they are running it then someone needs to be sacked.

“Or sacrificed, if that’s what they do.”

Racist, Norman Steele, added, “I used to think the Jews were running everything. But they seem pretty organised, so I can’t imagine they’d be behind this mess.”

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, added: “When you look at the current state of affairs, it’s pretty clear who is running it.

“Over-privileged, incompetent white motherfuckers.”

 

Is a shadowy "Illuminati" something you use to make rabbit shapes appear on walls?

 

LMFAO These are my thoughts exactly...

 

they aint incompetent white motherfuckers,.........so they don't have a life of luxury we can only view through our tv sets hey>>>>>>hidden in plain sight is 2 difficult for you lads 2 see hey........................follow the money trail and you will find the rabbit hole is bigger than you could ever imagine

 

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Racist, Norman Steele... tickled me that

 

On Thursday, classified files about the Kennedy assassination will be released by the US Government - but what might they show?

 

Knew it would all come out in the end

 

**** all. They'll show whatever they want it to show.

 

Not really, the Bible wasn't a play by play of God's life, it was written by some blokes for King James' birthday. But even if it was true scripture, people back then would describe what they were seeing based on what they knew at the time. They didn't know about crafts, electricity, other planets or interstellar travel; if a being from somewhere else appeared, it would have to have come from Heaven or Hell, seeing as they were they only other two worlds they could feasibly be from.

Read any comments in a Youtube video about UFO's and you'll see people saying 'wake up, these are demons!'. They aren't, it's the other way around. It's just a description that hasn't aged well.

 

You're probably right Sterling but just maybe something may come to light that casts a doubt on the documented events. Who knows?

 

Same as the files for Princess Diana when they're eventually released.

Because obviously a blowout in an S Class Mercedes is always going to prove fatal to the occupants of the car.

 

I would have thought anything released would be heavily redacted, even edited. There aren't enough people questioning it or looking into it, so the truth will never come out. Personally I think he was bumped off because he made a speech that identified members of the Majority 12, something he had stumbled into and realised was a danger to the world. Same people that killed James Forrestal.

 

I doubt they would set themselves up for a fall tbh.

 

It can when the driver is pissed

 

But was he actually?