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Virgil Van Dijk

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  1. FosseFilberto

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    <fixed>

    PS I'd throw the book at them ... the big heavy one. :cool:
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Or did you mean this one.



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  4. It's pretty naughty of Klopp tapping up Virgil, but you wait and see what happens when the tabloids find out that he's been tapping up the rest of the Thunderbirds!
     
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    You've used that joke twice now and it's still ****.
     
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    So, is Archie giving you a lift?
     
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  7. Just covering all bases, Luvvy.

    Comedy this classy doesn't write itself, mate.
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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    You're the internet version of Tom O'Connor.

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  9. You've only posted that because you know Tom is a Mouser icon that I have used (along with Cilla and Tarby) to abuse Mousers with, as part of my plan to rid them of their delusion!
     
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    Yes of course that's why I posted it.
     
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  11. To be fair to Tom O'Connor, no man could make the blue rinsers piss their knickers with laughter like he could.
     
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  12. Stan

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    Latest from the Liverpool board.

    "Apology accepted in full, Southampton request no action from the PL, open to official offers for any of their players

    Schooled"
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    @Stan reporting live from the Liverpool board. <laugh>
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    Bearing in mind that any player they now go for from Saints now will require a £20m premium on top of the asking price.......

    Well schooled <laugh>

    Saints are resigned to losing their players to bigger clubs, they just don't want to be taken the piss out of.
     
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    If you just left your cuppa on the keyboard it probably would ... very close at least <ok>
     
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  16. Hey, Bambi!

    I'm loving your siggy, mate. However, I think you can be a bit more honest than that. Try this...

    In Claudio we trusted - until we told him to **** off! <hug>

    What do you reckon?
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... that you should stay away from anything that requires some footballing knowledge, Quentin ... tends to leave you naked, exposed and crying quite a lot <laugh>
     
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    No doubt more scratch n sniff from the Bell camp.
     
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