Off Topic Where is every ****er?

TBH, the only people of interest to you is either you or people who laugh at your stories about you.

If you ever say anything funny I'll be sure to join in but, nothing so far.

You reckon you left Thailand because is got too tame for you ...... so you end up dragging your arse around pubs in Sunderland.

If you think that's interesting then good luck to you and your tiny fan club

I bet people can't wait for your next 'I went into town and got drunk' story

 

Ffs, thought you two had made peace after sharing a beer..

 

I didn't like the bloke any more having met him ..... just a sad shouty boring drunk.

Gil was was him, that day, and introduced him so I was civil.

 

I will do a Theresa May on you now..

'Oh I see, strong stable leadership is the answer'..

I really thought you two would have buried the cyber dislike..

 

For me to like someone it needs more than, 'Hey everyone, look at me I'm pissed.'

No offence Joe but the lad was slightly different & amusing when he was posting from Thailand.

Now he's back in Sunderland he's just one of thousands like him ...... I suspect he'll run out of things to say quite soon tbh.

 

It'll never happen. Just dont like the bloke. He is up his own arse.

Shame his mates are canny lads,

 

Pleased to hear you have a motor now Comm like all the tough guys on TV , can't spoil the image

 

(in comes Bri to win the thread)

 

Something I noticed a couple of years back concerning Smug is that he never resorts to swearing in his posts or replies. It does enhance the comments somewhat imo.

 

Swearing and shouting, for cheap laughs, is easy ..... which is why naughty little boys do it

 

Just invite Commachio onto your yacht Smug and sort this out man to man.

 

I used to have a Barn Owl as a kid, it was only a very young chick and probably abandoned or lost, for some strange reason I used to get given all kinds of waifs and strays when I was a wee lad. Probably cos I kept pigeons at the time and once looked after an injured Seagull with a gammy wing, but it had to go cos it used to attack my grandmother The owl was a beautiful chick, so majestic and powerful, once it was old enough I took it up the local woods and set it free.

 

, PMSL.

 

The yacht's gone now, not really the weather for it here.

We just have a RIB, on a trailer, now but it has a 65HP engine so it can really fly ..... we'll be taking it to Corsica in September.

Nowt better than towing a boat 3,000 miles behind an old Transit van

 

The damn thing used to run at her cos she used to bring fish heads for it, it was probably being friendly cos it was getting fed, but it was hilarious watching her run for her life after tossing the fish heads at it Even the dog was scared of it

My old man told me it had to go so we did a drive by down the beach and chucked it out of the car window I had budgies after that

 

Long time since I laughed at a post this much mate, classic stuff

We've just had a cockerel arrive who we're all scared of, and he's a big lad.

He ran 30 yards to attack me yesterday and I had to fight him off with a rake.

One of the gardeners put him away this morning, so he could work in that area, and he was actually headbutting the window ...
.. the cockerel, not the gardener.

We know he's only protecting the chickens but ffs, he's crazy.

If he doesn't calm down we'll have to build a new compound for them whereas they're totally free range at the minute.

Shame but we're a bag of nerves with him

 

He obviously doesn't have enough Hens to play with mate, he's got too much testosterone in his blood, let him at the hens and he'll be too tired to attack anyone.

Failing that, show it who's boss mate, or are you that scared of it