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  1. UTRs

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    Does Aussie work full time on a wind farm?
     
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  2. Wherever

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    What if we try this hole instead
     
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    Dave chalked his cue and looked at the snooker
     
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    For goodness sake Raymond, leave it alone before it snaps off in your hand !
     
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    He pinged the cue ball off the opposite cushion and sunk a yellow in the middle pocket.
     
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    Wendy couldn't believe the size of Susan's box.
     
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    of chalk for the cue stick.
     
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    I'm not happy with the price of that banana.
     
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    He then proceeded to clear the table, quite some feat considering he spent the whole time playing worrying whether Billy was going to freak out.
     
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    F.or goodness sake Arnold, I called out for you to enter the room at least three times
     
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    "Thanks lads"
    "You can have the table back"
     
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    Go on, have one more try before you leave.
     
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    Dave walked back to his stool at the bar.
    "How're you feelin' mate?"
     
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    112 for 2 off 13, l/b 12 overcast, rain expected, could a draw, the American looked blank
     
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    "One yank and it's off "said Wendy to the American sailor looking at her bra
     
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    "I dunno, ****ed up situation eh?" replied Billy
     
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    33, thirty ****ing three, I'll give you 33 you ****
     
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    I tried putting it on earlier, but I think I need a bigger size.
     
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    Patient - Doctor, is everything alright?
    Doctor - l have good and bad news for you.
    Good news is, l probed your small intestine and it is ok.
    Bad news is, lm not a doctor!
     
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    "Yeah, but this isn't the place to talk about it now"
     
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