FFS! Don't talk about whips around Bambi! With his obsessive penchant for arses, you'll having him jizzing his pants in the post-room, where he works!
Got no penchant for you tbf Quents ... PS should be 'Post Room' ... two words ..no hyphen . you silly mushroom you
I bow to your expert knowledge of post rooms and post offices, Bambi. Now, make yourself useful and let me have a book of first class stamps.