The Torys will scrap the NHS if they win and do loads of cuts

nasty party get rid of

 

And if we do get lots of cuts we'll need doctors and nurses to deal with them. It's just common sense

 

Maybe if people didn't go to the doctor after cutting their finger whilst peeling potatoes the NHS wouldn't be so stretched.

 

Oh you rascal, I see what you are doing. We had machines to peel potatoes back in the day, onions and grapes on the other hand, well, I think you can imagine some of the high jinks and general tomfoolery that ensued.

 

I bought a very sharp knife and new chopping board recently and I've already cut a finger a couple of times. Truth is, I am a little bit scared of that knife.

 

You need to rest the flat of the knife against your knuckles and don't put fingers under the sharp bit.

 

**** off monacoger, just **** right off...because I sense myself agreeing with you! Prick.

It's like the pissed up people in A&E, why don't they just tell the ****ers to piss off and die. Ffs A&E after a few to many Shandy's is an embarrassment.

 

Any vids of onions getting peeled? Those were the days I can tell you.

 

I don't think they will, the conservative support for it would be less than the opposition I would imagine. I personally would favour it because I'd be quite confident I could insure myself and my family for less than the £1400pa the state are confiscating via my national insurance for the services. Just as long as there are many competing for my custom I would be much better off.

 

Also it helps if you are not pissed.

 

Make sure you get a bargain.