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General Election 8th June

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Apr 18, 2017.

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Which party do you intend to vote for?

Poll closed Jun 9, 2017.

  1. Conservative and Unionist Party

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  2. Labour Party

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  3. Liberal Democrats

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Scottish Nose Pickers

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  5. UKIP

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  6. Green Party

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. DUP

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Shin Feign

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  9. gas - FK OFF ****

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%
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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Even you
     
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  2. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    About 60 years ago my school mates and I decided to think up a new name for that private part of the female body that resides between the thighs. It had to be a non existent word which best described the said part. I won, coming up with the newly invented word "Quim". It is very interesting that after all this time. it seems the word caught on (unless by some very strange coincidence someone else came up with the same word more recently). Couldn't help mentioning this having seen it in your user name <laugh>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You realise that you didn't invent that word?
     
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  4. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    No. Who did then?
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Way to go ruin a good story Toby

    Ffs
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Are you several hundred years old Ron?
     
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  7. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    upload_2017-6-1_12-38-8.png

    Now you know

    Seems like it was in use long before I came up with it but not specifically for that purpose to which I refer.

    That means my "invention" would have been disqualified. Bugger, ****, ****!!! Wish I hadn't mentioned it now <wah>
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye ya look like a bit of a dick now Ron :)
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You must be a kick on the arse off 80, Ron?
     
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Still a good story

    Do another
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    It would be justice of a sort but it won't work out that way. No matter how much the tories **** us over, there will be millions - and it is millions - of people like @brb who prefer to doff their caps to the rich, bend over for another shafting, say "thank you for the butt ****ing Mrs May", & then blame immigrants and poor people for the state of their sore arse.

    I can understand people with 3 houses and millions invested voting tory. It's in their interests to do so, even if one day there will still be a reckoning for their ****ishness. But working classes tories? ****s wrong with those people? ****ing mugs.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 1, 2017
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I will drive you to the airport <ok>

    I will even fold your flag and pack it away for you.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 1, 2017
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Harsh but fair.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Might have been Bill Shakespeare. Pretty sure he used it in one of his comedies.
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    It was the old man, played by John Sparks in Absolutely.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm mmmmm
     
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    Null, Jun 1, 2017
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  18. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That would be a very big kick Ciaran
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Don't know who's responsible, but these are getting pasted up all over London apparently. Keep up the good work chaps...
     

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  20. brb

    brb CR250

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    <laugh>
     
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    brb, Jun 1, 2017
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