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  1. ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter

    ClearlyDeludedGloryHunter Well-Known Member

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  2. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Great source of cheap lean protein, minimal calorie and fat, plus you become nose blind so its only other people who will smell your fish breath
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Tinned tuna does stink mind, if you see how they make that **** then you just have to shut it out and force it down.

    I get the albacore one in the jar from M&S or Waitrose, it's £3 but it's worth it.
     
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    Wasps? Poisonous Snakes? Venomous Spiders? Sharks?
     
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  5. cronemeister

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    leggings on fat lasses....there's nee place for that **** in this world. Nowt against the larger sized ladies, I think some of them look right stunners, just not in them bloody things!!
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    How is Obi meant to keep himself contained if he doesn't have a bra?
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Tourists that walk slowly and stop in the middle of the street rather than 'pulling over' to the side.
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Pointless off topic threads on a football forum especially when there are football topics to talk about such as Dummett retiring from international football.
     
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  9. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Organized religion
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    But not disorganised religion?

    <whistle>
     
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  11. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Same thing
     
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  12. GeordieHalfbreed

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    I've changed my mind. Donald Trump. Seriously, that orange faced git can do one.
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    I saw him out in Jesmond last sunday in Osbournes. He was sitting in the area next to the bogs with a bunch of people and he had what can only be described as a tin bath full of ice and bottles of Sol on the table as well as two massive metal buckets either side full of the same stuff.
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Has he though?

    Did he actually play a competitive game for Wales?

    If not, are the rumours true that Gareth Southgate has tapped him up?
     
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  15. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Yes

    Yes

    No
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Also as he is running scared of the Return of Haidara!! :bandit:
     
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  17. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Are you sure about playing a competitive game for Wales.
    I heard that he'd only played in Friendlies.
     
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  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    The Ponytail?????

    :emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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  19. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    What, you want rid of the ponytail.....
    He's one of the few sensible posters on here, and he doesn't Cheat.
     
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