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Off Topic Life or Death..... Dot Cotton, Bella Emberg or Subo?

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Who would you choose to sleep with if forced to?

  1. Dot Cotton

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    33.3%
  2. Bella Emberg

    2 vote(s)
    33.3%
  3. Susan Boyle

    2 vote(s)
    33.3%
  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    If you were kidnapped by bandits and taken to a horrible dungeon where they had also kidnapped Dot Cotton, Bella Embery (aka Blunderwoman) and Susan Boyle (aka Subo)..... which one would you sleep with if there was a gun to your head and your life depended on it?


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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I've purposely made the poll anonymous though so no one can be 'outed'....
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Everyone has to die sometime.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Can't we have a 'cake or death' poll instead? I don't like this one. Thanks.
     
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  5. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    I'd take death.....there's nothing to fear in death, but those three could cause a fear of living.
     
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  6. Darkwing Duck

    Darkwing Duck Active Member

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    Can I wear an extra strong condom?
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Bagging up is allowed.
     
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  8. Fork Handles

    Fork Handles Well-Known Member

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    Any chance we could have an all three option? Not at the same time of course that wouldn't be right.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I would like to nominate Nev to sleep with all 3 (together) as a human sacrifice to save the rest of us.
    It's about time he took one for the team.
     
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  10. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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  11. Darkwing Duck

    Darkwing Duck Active Member

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    In that case I picked Dot, with a bit of imagination I can get it done.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I's stick a Rachel Riley mask on her.
     
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I'd writhe over all three of them like an anaconda looking for a hog.
     
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  14. Darkwing Duck

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    A mental mask <laugh>
     
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  15. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Sooo... just to clarify, with the option of sacrificing Nev... you guys actually WANT to shag them instead?!?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Aye
     
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  17. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I choose the bullet
     
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  18. NUFCBRONX

    NUFCBRONX Active Member

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    Dot. In her 20's. well worth a good tupping back then.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    That's ****ing disgusting man!
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Subo if I can use a nose peg and shave her arse first.
     
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