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The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Sep 13, 2016.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I know, I was just winding you up :)

    How do you explain your Mourinho trying to poach Modric from Spurs **** up mate ? <rofl>
     
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  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I kinda knew that.

    The outrage was faux, as it usually is.

    You may have seen me calling the cops, but you will have noticed that it was a toy phone.


    <rofl>
    Great, wasn't it!

    A little fishy jumped right into my landing net, almost immediately after I put that tasty morsel in the pool.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, May 15, 2017
  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The trouble with your fishing though, is that you always end up getting eaten by a bigger fish.

    jaws.jpg
     
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  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    FFS HIAG <doh>
     
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    Bodinki, May 15, 2017
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  5. Hoddle is a god

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    I see that you have been honing your photoshop skills, Pix!

    One day, they may even be of a sufficient standard to offer me a half-decent wum-pic challenge!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, May 15, 2017
  6. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    That's it!

    In you leap, your Arse-Holiness!
    <laugh>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, May 15, 2017
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I knocked that up ages ago mate, you must remember that one ? I've been able to use it many times on you.

    It only took me 2 mins to make it too, no need to stay up until 3am or anything :)
     
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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    It shows, though, Pix.

    All you have done is take a photo still from the Jaws movie and type some words over it. A little bit of re-sizing and you're done.

    Some of my work is a masterful blend of several images, all carefully and seamlessly stitched together to form a glorious and hilarious whole!

    You'll need to improve on your skills vastly before you earn the right to challenge me, mate.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It's all that was needed mate. No need to stay up until 3am poncing around pretending not to be wound up.

    Simplicity is the key to an effective message. Also mine is blisteringly accurate.
     
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  10. Tobes

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    That one you did of the creased Irish Mirror last week was very good in fairness mate <ok>
     
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    Tobes, May 15, 2017
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  11. Hoddle is a god

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    Oh, I couldn't agree more, my friend!

    Sometimes, all that is needed is a purloined photo of a landing net to get certain posters frothing at the gills.
    <laugh>

    Not every occasion demands a lavishly concocted forest-scene of a cute-but-****wittedly-naïve doe gazing down in wonder at a hastily discarded pair of clown-shoes and a Black Mamba Dildo (TM).
     
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  12. Saintsfan08

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    All joking aside, Skiddy and @FosseFilberto genuinely believe that photo of the paper was digitally doctored !
     
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  13. Tobes

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    Your secret is safe with me HIAG ;)
     
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  14. Hoddle is a god

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    @Tobes
    Please add a gold star to the Tobias "****wit of the Week" chart, mate.
    <laugh>
     
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  15. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Who?
     
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  16. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    It will be the Inter players that would be out of their depth from day 1, not Poch.
     
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  18. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Can't disagree mate ...

    Old HIAG/New HIAG/Saintsfan08/QuentinTwatflaps ... seamless (apart from the bits that have been darned, obviously - the perils of knitwear eh?) :cool:
     
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    Thanks for the memories White Hart Lane.

    <laugh>
     
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  20. NSIS

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    Thanks, but prefer this one!...


     
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    NSIS, May 16, 2017
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