Am away to a Greek Island in a few weeks and Fuertaventura in August. Any o you ******ed spastic ***** ****s planning a holiday this summer? ****s
Paris for the horse racing this Friday, Krakow in June for pish-up and Koln in October for anything the local law will allow me to participate in!
Brexit means Brexit, therefore I shall be holidaying exclusively in Blighty with sun chair, rolled up trousers and tea towel on the head and sneering at the browns and Indians.
I ****ing cracked up on fortaventura on the last holiday I went on. Shouting and swearing at nieces and nephews and ****. Scots ain't built for 45 degree heat.
Mini pud only 5 months old , so holiday this year are all British based Been away to Morpeth Doing centre parcs later this year That's probably about it this year ... probably do Tenerife of somewhere next march
Need to go to South Africa later on in the year not looking forward to it, it is full of bloody natives.