Off Topic Lads v 'Pede: truce?

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After suffering yet another bout of the usual hypocrisy from a poster who should know better, I am minded to offer a truce for the coming weekend, on the following terms:-

No name-calling
No personal digs
No references to Skiddy's missus
No insulting/slagging photos or gifs
No references to rinsings, nettings, landings, or ownings
No angling analogies
No hurtful or insulting analogies of any kind whatsoever
No references to gates
No references to bottlings
No calling into question a poster's credentials, achievements, occupation, wealth, etc
No stealth wumming
No accusations regarding or references to sock accounts
No wummery of any kind

The truce will commence at 2pm today and end at Midnight on Sunday, 14 May 2017.

The following people must confirm on this thread, by 2pm today, that they agree to abide by the terms of this truce:-

@Tobes
@PISKIE
@Stan
@Highburyal
@Ginger Marks
@luvgonzo
@Skylarker
@Spurlock
@Saintsfan08
@FosseFilberto
@BuzzardFoxMick

For those whose name does not appear on this list, it will be assumed that you will honour the terms of the truce, and abide by the spirit of challenge.

@PleaseNotPoll and @Bodinki (the Judges) will act as referees to note and publish (after the ending of the truce) the names of all persons to break the truce, and to acknowledge and apportion blame, regardless of club ties and with all due impartiality.

The truce will not become active until all persons listed confirm their acceptance, in writing, on this thread. the Judges will note and record the names of any person(s) who fails to accept the terms of the truce.

Let me be the first to confirm my acceptance of the terms of the truce.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
After suffering yet another bout of the usual hypocrisy from a poster who should know better, I am minded to offer a truce for the coming weekend, on the following terms:-

No name-calling
No personal digs
No references to Skiddy's missus
No insulting/slagging photos or gifs
No references to rinsings, nettings, landings, or ownings
No angling analogies
No hurtful or insulting analogies of any kind whatsoever
No references to gates
No references to bottlings
No calling into question a poster's credentials, achievements, occupation, wealth, etc
No stealth wumming
No accusations regarding or references to sock accounts
No wummery of any kind

The truce will commence at 2pm today and end at Midnight on Sunday, 14 May 2017.

The following people must confirm on this thread, by 2pm today, that they agree to abide by the terms of this truce:-

@Tobes
@PISKIE
@Stan
@Highburyal
@Ginger Marks
@luvgonzo
@Skylarker
@Spurlock
@Saintsfan08
@FosseFilberto
@BuzzardFoxMick

For those whose name does not appear on this list, it will be assumed that you will honour the terms of the truce, and abide by the spirit of challenge.

@PleaseNotPoll and @Bodinki (the Judges) will act as referees to note and publish (after the ending of the truce) the names of all persons to break the truce, and to acknowledge and apportion blame, regardless of club ties and with all due impartiality.

The truce will not become active until all persons listed confirm their acceptance, in writing, on this thread. the Judges will note and record the names of any person(s) who fails to accept the terms of the truce.

Let me be the first to confirm my acceptance of the terms of the truce.
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whats so special about this weekend [HASHTAG]#bottler[/HASHTAG] ? does that mean you wont be login in with the Saints account as well? :emoticon-0126-nerd:

Anyways who accepted or thought it would be a good idea to have a spud and a chav as the judge and truce on your own terms, I can see everyone agreeing to that then <laugh>
 
As much as I would like to spend all weekend on here babysitting a bunch of forum folk who can't behave like adults.......I have a life.
Can't you just all stop being dicks to each other.....or at least confine it to one thread so everyone else doesn't have to endure it?
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
After suffering yet another bout of the usual hypocrisy from a poster who should know better, I am minded to offer a truce for the coming weekend, on the following terms:-

No name-calling
No personal digs
No references to Skiddy's missus
No insulting/slagging photos or gifs
No references to rinsings, nettings, landings, or ownings
No angling analogies
No hurtful or insulting analogies of any kind whatsoever
No references to gates
No references to bottlings
No calling into question a poster's credentials, achievements, occupation, wealth, etc
No stealth wumming
No accusations regarding or references to sock accounts
No wummery of any kind

The truce will commence at 2pm today and end at Midnight on Sunday, 14 May 2017.

The following people must confirm on this thread, by 2pm today, that they agree to abide by the terms of this truce:-

@Tobes
@PISKIE
@Stan
@Highburyal
@Ginger Marks
@luvgonzo
@Skylarker
@Spurlock
@Saintsfan08
@FosseFilberto
@BuzzardFoxMick

For those whose name does not appear on this list, it will be assumed that you will honour the terms of the truce, and abide by the spirit of challenge.

@PleaseNotPoll and @Bodinki (the Judges) will act as referees to note and publish (after the ending of the truce) the names of all persons to break the truce, and to acknowledge and apportion blame, regardless of club ties and with all due impartiality.

The truce will not become active until all persons listed confirm their acceptance, in writing, on this thread. the Judges will note and record the names of any person(s) who fails to accept the terms of the truce.

Let me be the first to confirm my acceptance of the terms of the truce.
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Bodinki said:
As much as I would like to spend all weekend on here babysitting a bunch of forum folk who can't behave like adults.......I have a life.
Can't you just all stop being dicks to each other.....or at least confine it to one thread so everyone else doesn't have to endure it?
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I created the HIAG wum **** up thread for that purpose, but he does seem to have a habit of polluting every thread with this ****.
 
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Spurlock said:
So that's a 'no' then
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More of a reflection of how stupid (and transparent) this thread is ... it's merely a desperate deflection tactic by Quentin as an insurance policy against his weekend spiralling into a deluge of laughter and piss taking on here as a result of:

a) a Chelsea win at West Brom, therby giving Chelsea the title
b) Tottenham losing at home to United therby giving Chelsea the title

If Quentin's behaviour changes on here it follows that he won't then receive the same level of ripping ... simples :cool:
 
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FosseFilberto said:
More of a reflection of how stupid (and transparent) this thread is ... it's merely a desperate deflection tactic by Quentin as an insurance policy against his weekend spiralling into a deluge of laughter and piss taking on here as a result of:

a) a Chelsea win at West Brom, therby giving Chelsea the title
b) Tottenham losing at home to United therby giving Chelsea the title

If Quentin's behaviour changes on here it follows that he won't then receive the same level of ripping ... simples :cool:
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