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I think it's pretty clear that they are 2 separate people.

What kind of moron thinks HAIG flew to Ireland posted a pic and then waited until he was back before posting the English version?

Skiddy, for one.

I'm going to give Pixie, Bodi, and Bambi the chance to rethink and retract.
 
It's heartening to see, Bruv.

Remember, I may have stepped aside as this forum's premier wum-master, but I will always be here for consultancy purposes.

<laugh> You've been played son, played like a Fiddle. It was a masterstoke from Saints to come across as such a bellend as to be mistaken for you.

As a reward, I might have to reinstate him on the Arsenal board.
 
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Cheers, Tobias!

Unfortunately, we are going to get the odd clown, such as Skiddy, Bodi and Pixie, who will continue with the same old ****, so you will need to be on your guard and put these clowns down at every opportunity.

It's a shame that it came to this, and I hope it will serve as a salient lesson to everyone not to confuse ****witted assumptions with facts.

Saints has already said he was not wumming you. You are a free man as of today Hiag

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Cheers, Tobias!

Unfortunately, we are going to get the odd clown, such as Skiddy, Bodi and Pixie, who will continue with the same old ****, so you will need to be on your guard and put these clowns down at every opportunity.

It's a shame that it came to this, and I hope it will serve as a salient lesson to everyone not to confuse ****witted assumptions with facts.

@Bodinki and @PISKIE have already accepted the result mate.

I can't speak for Skids yet though.

I think the lesson here is never underestimate the level of wummery at play, Saints played a blinder in his sock puppet imitation of you mate.
 
<laugh> You've been played son, played like a Fiddle. It was a masterstoke from Saints to come across as such a bellend as to be mistaken for you.

As a reward, I might have to reinstate him on the Arsenal board.

<laugh>. Poor hiag must feel as popular as dianne abbot right now.
 
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@Bodinki and @PISKIE have already accepted the result mate.

I can't speak for Skids yet though.

I think the lesson here is never underestimate the level of wummery at play, Saints played a blinder in his sock puppet imitation of you mate.

As you know mate, I've never categorically said they are the same person, I've deliberately left it open for wum purposes :)

It's had them flapping around like a halibut on a slippery deck
 
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Interesting story but googling "jihad joan" and "knitter bug" finds only one reference. This forum.

The thread was removed and all trace of Jihad Joan erased. I suspect I was under covert investigation by the CIA for a while, too. There may well be a file on the incident, sitting on a dusty shelf, at CIA HQ.

If anyone finds a decent knitting forum, let me know. I'd like to develop Jihad Joan as a character. She could cause merry havoc with those knitting-types.
 
Just to make it clear, I am not a member of either of these cliques.....
I have always found the whole HIAG/Piskie thing ridiculous.
I immediately thought that HIAG and Saints are definitely not the same person, as evidenced by the 4 page private conversation I had with HIAG and Spurlock a couple months back when HIAG and I agreed he would tag me everytime Piskie mentioned him, but I came to believe it purely because Saints popped up everywhere HIAG went to "like" his posts and then bash Piskie for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I will never forget Piskie lying to the mods to get HIAG site banned for a couple of days, and I will never forget HIAG's numerous Wum threads on the Chelsea board in the last few weeks, which has, unfortunately, by popular demand, lead to a reinstatement of his ban from said board.....not that that means much, it's pretty much a wasteland these days.

It's not like I had a horse in this race. I simply came to believe they were the same because Saintsfan, whether intentionally or not, made it seem that way. But I really do not give a **** either way.
 
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The thread was removed and all trace of Jihad Joan erased. I suspect I was under covert investigation by the CIA for a while, too. There may well be a file on the incident, sitting on a dusty shelf, at CIA HQ.

If anyone finds a decent knitting forum, let me know. I'd like to develop Jihad Joan as a character. She could cause merry havoc with those knitting-types.
@luvgonzo is your man here.

Ask him about his cock socks thread <laugh>

Mumsnet is the ultimate wum masters stage, only the most skilled wum ninjas dare attempt to ply their craft in that arena.
 
Just to make it clear, I am not a member of either of these cliques.....
I have always found the whole HIAG/Piskie thing ridiculous.
I immediately thought that HIAG and Saints are definitely not the same person, as evidenced by the 4 page private conversation I had with HIAG and Spurlock a couple months back when HIAG and I agreed he would tag me everytime Piskie mentioned him, but I came to believe it purely because Saints popped up everywhere HIAG went to "like" his posts and then bash Piskie for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

I will never forget Piskie lying to the mods to get HIAG site banned for a couple of days, and I will never forget HIAG's numerous Wum threads on the Chelsea board in the last few weeks, which has, unfortunately, by popular demand, lead to a reinstatement of his ban from said board.....not that that means much, it's pretty much a wasteland these days.

It's not like I had a horse in this race. I simply came to believe they were the same because Saintsfan, whether intentionally or not, made it seem that way. But I really do not give a **** either way.

Get off the ****ing fence Bope <steam>
 
Mate, you've been netted by Saints and you can't even see it <laugh>

Yeah, I can see the theme developing. This is the next "gate" that you are trying desperately to develop.

However, I think it fair that I should warn you of one massive hurdle that you face, boys.

Saints and I have, over the years that your last failed wum-attempt ran, been in fairly constant PM contact. We shared tactics and discussed strategies. See, the fact is that Saints wasn't wumming me; Saints and HIAG were wumming you lot.
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It was orchestrated, you muppets!

But, there is one thing that we can certainly both agree on... Saints played a blinder with his part. I couldn't have wished for a better partner-in-wum.

Thanks @Saintsfan08 ! It was fun, my friend, but it's now time to put these little fishies back in the pool.
 
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Yeah, I can see the theme developing. This is the next "gate" that you are trying desperately to develop.

However, I think it fair that I should warn you of one massive hurdle that you face, boys.

Saints and I have, over the years that your last failed wum-attempt ran, been in fairly constant PM contact. We shared tactics and discussed strategies. See, the fact is that Saints was wumming me; Saints and HIAG were wumming you lot.
<laugh>

It was orchestrated, you muppets!

But, there is one thing that we can certainly both agree on... Saints played a blinder with his part. I couldn't have wished for a better partner-in-wum.

Thanks @Saintsfan08 ! It was fun, my friend, but it's now time to put these little fishies back in the pool.

So you deliberately both made yourself look like dicks, so that everybody though that you were dicks.

Genius <applause>