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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    on Britain's Got Talent
     
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    Ant and Dec who
     
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    performed Like A Virgin
     
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    before rogering Amanda Holden
     
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  6. UTRs

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    with a scud missile

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    kept in Dec's pocket
     
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    that he really loves
     
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    or even a pear
     
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