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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    you mean whipped out
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    All over chaos's face
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    whipit in, whipit out
     
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  4. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    using cream made from
     
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  5. pauljohnhutch

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    behind fredors huge foreskin
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    That's it I'm off! :eek:
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    To **** his dog
     
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  8. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    its no ordinary dog
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Aye its "special" lol
     
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  10. pauljohnhutch

    pauljohnhutch Well-Known Member

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    a very loving bitch
     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    With a massive blurt
     
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  12. Charlie Snakescock

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    And bleeding bloody anus
     
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    As she got bummed
     
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  14. Charlie Snakescock

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    Suddenly a rhinoceros appeared
     
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  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    With only three legs
     
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  16. Charlie Snakescock

    Charlie Snakescock Well-Known Member

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    Because the other leg
     
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  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Became englands prime minister
     
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  18. pauljohnhutch

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    she legged it to
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

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    That's got 'em stumped
     
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  20. Charlie Snakescock

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    Meanwhile in a gaybar
     
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