http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/04/emerg...o-be-held-at-buckingham-palace-today-6614566/ Even though this has been mentioned in another thread I now declare this to be the OFFICIAL Buckingham Palace shenanigans thread. 1) Queen about to abdicate 2) Phil the Greek terminal 3) Prince William in hair transplant shock 4) Prince Edward finally coming out of the closet 5) Prince Andrew engaged to Kylie Minogue 6) Princess Diana to be exhumed, frozen in carbonite and displayed in Jabba The Hutt's Palace
7) Queen pregnant with a litter of lizards due in early julember 8) She's calling on the removal of Pedro Caixihno as Rangers manager. 9) Wondering if Brexit means Brexit. 10) Notes that she has been singled out for special treatment on Twitter by @bawclaw and has asked @Minxy to delete her account
Rumours circulating around the more ropy boozers in Leith that a senior elderly Royal has been having an affair with Reginald Kenneth Dwight! Any updates? Nae wireless; listening to new John Mellencamp CD.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636 Phil the Greek is taking it easy. Can't say I blame him, the fecker is 95 after all!
I have one of those in my kitchen. I like to listen to the football phone in whilst cooking tofu meals
Hopefully big Phil starts posting on here http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/04...s-remember-best-troll-ever-66-massive-gaffes/
At a WF meeting in 1986: “If it has four legs and it’s not a chair, if it’s got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it’s not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it
46 To Atul Patel at reception for influential Indians, 2009: “There’s a lot of your family in tonight
please log in to view this image To a Scottish driving instructor - "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
