Match Day Thread Manchester United v Swansea City

You've no idea what I'm talking about do you?

 

If he handled the ball then yes, but like I said **** happens.
Just out of interest, is this the first game you have ever watched in your life?

 

It's a bit weird isn't it, I have never seen anyone react like these two. I think I might look up the number of Samaritans (or maybe child line) because I am getting seriously worried about them.

 

Funny, since I mentioned Maradonna you lot are in melt-down. Different when the boot is on the other foot isn't it.

Rashford is as much of a cheat (or not) as Maradonna let's leave it at that.

 

Whereas Utd would have taken 6,000 fans - all from London of course

 

Try every match day thread under Moyes or Van Gaal?

 

You are going to wear 5 of the letters keys out on your keyboard if you don't calm down.

Samaritans 116 123
Childline 0800 1111 (just in case)

 

The opposition supporters rarely cried when they were here

(seriously, have you read the thread. You can joust and hold your own, the pair we have had on here for 3 days are just pitiful

 

Only just come across it. I'd argue they're doing very well, after all, you've now got Tobes arguing on your side which says it all

 

It's you guys who are in melt-down. Did you name yourself after the great Diego Maradonna?

 

Nope, my dog who my son named after the sabre tooth tiger in ice age

 

Surprised Tobes is on this thread tbh. Hasn't been seen on a Swans thread since he was sent packing from our board with a smacked arse

 

It's called safety in numbers, getting your own back, picking the right side which ever suits

 

Time for heavy reinforcements then

@swanseaandproud @DragonPhilljack

Sort these Londoners out lads

 

Just spoke to a nice woman at the Samaritans, she also thinks Rashford is a diving cheat, and she reckons Lingard should've been sent off..

 

Nice girl (I am sat next to her), she always says the right thing in circumstances like these

 

So you've just confirmed that she's correct when she says Rashford dived?

 

Have you been admitted to the Samaritans?...wow that's bad.