The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

You asked, make your ****ing mind up, ****er

 

Could be worse ... could have his home made pie all over his mush

#PukkaGate

 

Busy experimenting with my new Quentin mincer from the Cookshop

Quentin's been mincing all morning as a result

 

Grow up ffs, Akky!

I take it that your balls have actually dropped?

 

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#Grooming

 

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#Jealous

 

I don't think so mate

 

Jeez ...they're all fascinated with your testicles AKCJ ... be afraid ... be very afraid ... in fairness to Spurlock, he would probably give you a reach around

 

No, Bambi. It was a rhetorical question. I already know that his balls haven't dropped...

Er.

That wasn't quite how it sounded in my head.

 

Only as a process of 'tough love'

Aki needs it.

 

Quentin is as Quentin does ... as we say on the Leicester board

 

Hmmm I'm rather sceptical that you girls have anyything AKCJ needs right now ... so get back to washing-up before your missus gets home

 

I get regular spam e-mails about online women having an interest in my bollocks. I'm used to ignoring them

 

Requests for "more money" from those Russian whores on your chatroom sites don't count, Akky.

And, by the way, you're supposed to be paying to see their flange, not paying to show you them your balls!

 

You seem to know a lot more about it than me lad.

 

Come on Bod, don't look to the past, you got to keep up to date otherwise you'll sound like a Scouser.

 

Your lucky, even with "mass effect" it's still all gibberish to me!

 

... was thinking the same thing

 

Best 80's cartoon by a country mile was Thundercats

And Cheetarah ... I wid