Kidnapped by Putin's secret service and held in solitary confinement. That's why HIAG won't be able to post a pic of his medals
I am told that where I am going is quite dangerous, so... But, as I said before, the chances are I won't be going, so I cannot imagine there is going to be any hold ups.
Not yet, Pix. I'm waiting for the phone to ring. It probably won't happen, so I wouldn't worry about it, mate.
I'm not an estate agent, Skids. I think you're confusing me with Afro Stan. He's your man, if you're looking for a bijou pied de terre. The reason why I might be on the train (it's a ****ing long journey by the way!) to Moscow is because Cornish Clive has tipped me off about a night club out there.
Yes and what with you speaking Russian and your knowledge of Russian property law made you a the natural choice. please log in to view this image
It's fine mate, just as long as you don't bottle posting the evidence, I'll allow you to go to Moscow if you need to.
It's alright buddy, I've already got Aleksandr Solzhenitsin lined up to write the novel ... have asked him if he could combine your incarceration in solitary confinement in a Russian Gulag with something topical like you being a marathon runner together witth reflections of your time spent on here ... there is already a working title I believe The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Wummer ... my work here is done ... I'm seriously considering retirement after that
It's Tiddler you want to speak to if you're after an estate agent. He hates his own profession though.
'kin hell HIAG. Are you related to that pair of Walter Mittys from the Politics thread? #tobes (aka stumpy) #stan (aka the snide)
