WTF is going on here?

Where were we? Oh aye, hullo doll.

 

I'm not gay. Just hen-pecked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXit0FTxa1U

 

My dog just farted.

 

Is that like playdo with a camp attitude ?

 

Ok, things are moving a bit fast for a first date, but what the hell. Let's run with it and see where it takes us.

 

I like it.

 

Try Pammy, I hear she's a goer.

 

Pammy, show us yer fanny

 

@the message you left on her profile thing.

I don't get romantic **** like that.

<sad>

 

Tina, show us yer vageena

 

I think I see where you're going wrong.

 

Stay in for another 2 BH, unless you want a job protecting ships off the coast of Somalia? They pay good money I hear, might be a better option than topping up your pension. I would'nt mind a go myself if only I were 5 years younger and did not have a totally ****ed knee.

 

I've heard through the grapevine that a few are doing that malarky. It'll be the usual private security lot; Armor Group take on alot of ex-Brits. Thing is( I think), the Rules Of Engagement are very, very unclear due to shipping laws / international waters etc, so prosecutions for going OTT will be rife.